It started with a flickering fluorescent light and a lukewarm cup of breakroom “coffee” that tasted like burnt rubber and broken dreams.
After years of working from the comfort of home, where the coffee was fresh, and the pants were optional, the “Return to Office” order felt less like a homecoming and more like a life sentence. I realized that if I was going to survive the cubicle farm, I needed more than just a badge and a smile. I needed a kit.
KNXRTO was born in the back of a commuter train, sketched on the back of a TPS report. It’s a field manual for the modern survivor. We don’t just review gear; we curate the “Corporate Camouflage” you need to reclaim your identity, your productivity, and your sanity.
Welcome to the resistance. Grab a better cup of coffee. We’ve got work to do.
The Curator
Chief Survival Officer, KNXRTO